001. The two lovers decide to get married corn kernels, but can not find the wedding the bride, the groom has been asked around a
with popcorn, popcorn shy to say: hate, people wearing a wedding dress! < br> 002. One day, you meet a lion, pretending to be calm, staring eyes with terrible lion. Suddenly the lion with folded hands and knees
, you proudly say: that powerful now! awhile, the lion faint Road: prayer is completed, you can dine out.
003. a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating
pull watermelon, how can resume normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
004. a real estate agent to sell houses, the word to pick up after the installation
decorated furniture. Home Builders: Where is your furniture? We help you get!
005. female mice suspected her husband was having an affair, her husband to the grass beside the track. while a hedgehog to get out.
grabbed a female mouse hedgehog: devil, said not having an affair, wiping so Duomo Si to seduce Who?
006. there is a person who always find a job benzene. One day he went to KFC interview. the manager asked : What is your specialty? He said:
I can sing. Then he cleared his throat sings: More laughter, more choices to make at McDonald's ...
007. Little Duke begged his brother, mother some money, let the two see a movie. > 008. blind wear a cycle stutter, stammer look at the road, to find that groove, stuttering exclaimed: Gully ditch!!! blind man back to singing: into the ditch.
009. There was a girl and I want to end their lives as - next life - at the mall shopping. a beautiful lady greeted him. He often billed as one of his school
members. He then said loudly:
011. The Union: Recalling the past red rice, pumpkin soup and a bunch of wife and one child. Second line: look at the present white rice turtle soup a
wife a bunch of kids. Streamer: The Times
012. a drunk Han accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? drunk: do not know, I
is arrived!
013. Mouse: I love now and bats , after the children lived in the air, not afraid of your cat.
sound of a cat sneer, pointing to the owl tree, said: see no, she was pregnant with my child!
014. Wife: Women need men, men can do without women. Husband: Why do men need women? wife: a woman in the world did not
, who to a man's pants sew on buttons? Ying Lan Holland playing cut onyx letter Ha Ping Hui Ying tie down ?
015. the words of the night in a dark and stormy night, in the longest piece, the most terrible way, the taxi driver to go over there,
, a woman got on the roadside waving . Along the way, pretty quiet until the woman spoke. She said to the driver: the woman asked: >&*$#hh heard the driver, scared of emergency x car, saw the woman looking discolor hh head slowly tilting to the front, on the Secretary
machine said: After the children do not like to eat! hh Take your picture, he said to the man become beautiful. He thought a moment that I'll get to see the globe.
017. M: I really love you, ask you to be my girlfriend!
Female : But I did not even feel you!!
M: Well, you tell me what point I'm bad, I changed!!!
M: So you tell me what point I'm good, I ~ change !!!!< br> 018. you middle of the night, forgot to pull the lights up and relieve themselves, accidentally fell into the pit, struggling heroic sacrifice, reached
Beijing informed the President a surprise, personally wrote an inscription: Health absurd, useless death!
019. you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar on the way the siege, passengers were pulled out of food, money, and wild boar do not
to the move, you pulled out the identity of certificate, group wild boar Guier crying and said:
! grow on you a ** on the face, not qualified! Niu Huang
antenna side while singing: Ah! I have a nunchuck nunchuck! hum ha ha!
022. school negotiators sent by the main building's roof to climb out of breath, I put in the hands ; Glock18 Xishan Bridge to trim the broken road, school management a black shops, canteens engage in a good health practice
, lights-out time, postponing a dormitory extension, the water bath down the pressure on hh the good, and you Wait, I go back to
consult me. is a shot of it, we will not sue you for the hh left teeth marks on the body, this became a story through the ages.
that time, my name is Lu Tung-pin.
024. I wish I could work with you to make some big business, we will worry about food, worry about drink, but also around the world
, I want to charm you will earn your more than I do.
promised me? tomorrow we go from begging!
025. I have a Request: Please I eat. hope you can meet me, or I put your phone number written on the wall in front of
add two words: Rush. even asked me to eat well, or to write: marriage, conditions limitation.
026. God wants cultivated pig, pig Xianlei; God wants to water the flowers pigs, pigs too is not free; God gatekeeper arrangements pig, pig too have
not rest; God, anger, asked the pig:
027. Westward Computers: Monitors: I'm Cana, the day was to see. Keyboard said: I do worse every day beaten. Mouse
: I do badly, every day being touched . Host: Do you have me suffer it? was at belly button every day!
028. friends you are about to travel
cold wind can not stop our friendship
I hold your hand, affection to say:
good transformation, for commutation of sentence!
029. Mongolian cavalry is very fast hardware, 牛逼 to less than two hundred thousand soldiers to sweep the Eastern Europe, the pattern changed the world.
This is mainly the European knights can not meet the Mongols of warfare. On the go it alone, Mongolian cavalry force in terms of height and weight equipment,
there is not the amount of heavy cavalry in Europe rivals. but in fact did not the Mongols to the European The machine alone will
cavalry. Mongols often use tactics to deal with the Europeans in dogs. Of course, when there are two sides battle.
this time the body of heavy cavalry in Europe a power that come. beat to death ah . but the Mongols are not vegetarian. often delayed first European cavalry dismount
. the heavy armor, lying on the ground to climb all the European cavalry did get up again. Mongols desperate step to step ah. put the
trampled to death by some Europeans.
warning by the story that some people here do not think you thick-skinned to me about how, the same thick skin and then trampled to death you
.
030. tiger read the three After catching wild boar, see the nest without a pig, touch his beard, said: Empty House! turned to animals folder on
a dead pig, was shocked: desperate measure! suddenly see you, rejoicing: Oh, well honey trap !
031. Battle of Waterloo, we must all know that Napoleon actually lost generation of Kennedy's ability to average people
Wellington was not really thinking instrument. but in fact did not personally live Napoleon command of the war.
Napoleon did not come to the battlefield is because in his tent to rest. rest in his tent because he wanted to smoke opium.
his opium for pain because he . his pain because he had hemorrhoids worse. He hemorrhoids worse because he wears tights.
wear tight pants because he was wearing tight pants are popular throughout Paris.
This story tells us the face of fashion to be cool not to blindly pursue fashion.
032. you stood on the balcony, enjoying the hazy rain, think of ups and downs of life, your face is wet, mouth had a salty taste sour bitter
. rain, or tears? you looked up at the sky: I KAO, someone's child in the upstairs pee!
033. Chiang Kai-shek memorial to Sun Yat-sen Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum in Nanjing was quite deserted, the road is the path, to
the fast car near the place not to go near the road side or grass, because no one has been trimmed, the grass grow to a half-man, how much are
, get off at Chiang Kai-shek and then suddenly stood up from the grass a people, The
man after Chiang Kai-shek's bodyguards were not assured, cautiously approached the watch, saw that person is already a ghost, but actually wearing
pants, a look at the stool next to a bubble, Chiang Kai-shek's bodyguard They suddenly realized that this person is not the original Assassins, but
an open defecation. Well, caused the death of one more innocent people from this town, the addition of a blood Jiangfei hands.
This story tells us not to anywhere urine, or there must be fatal disaster!
034. a young man robbed a supermarket in Florida, the clerk gave him the bag with the money when the robbers found
wine display units, it asked the clerk the money to fit together with a bottle of wine, the clerk said the legal sales of alcohol to a minor shall not,
robbers to come to the clerk to see proof of identity, recognition, the clerk gave him the bottle of wine bag fitted, Two hours later, robbers
been arrested ......< br> 035. We all know that Cromwell, who, but I am afraid not many people know that Cromwell was in fact the ancestors of the famous < br>, the old Cromwell King Henry VIII of Britain's prime minister, the merits of Henry VIII, I do not want to say, but one thing this person were married six times over
married his third wife while they described in the old Cromwell, Henry VIII married his third wife, soon to
adultery as the famous death of his wife, but also anger at the old Cromwell, Cromwell will be the old sent to the guillotine.
This story tells us, it should not introduce his girlfriend to someone else, or hh.
036. cannibal and his son to hunt, capture a thin his son, his father said: put, no meat! its Also capture a fat child, his father said: put
, too tired! they capture a beauty of its children, his father said: take home at night to eat your mother!
037. late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot home, pound at the door. Wife: Who? pilot said humorously: 737 requested landing!
then the house, a man suddenly shouted: received 777 immediately took off, to give you free parking bays!
038 . She excitedly asked:
she was sick then, human love is really snobbish Yeah!
039. If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if not passion, Four Seasons will be mediocre, if not me, you will lose one of the most
who care about you! Without you, the bunny will ask: : I am dog, you are even
What things? ordinary dog look at it dismissively said: idiot, look at point, I was undercover!
041 .. : br> hand create these beasts no problem, but you can not they put next to our Chinese ah! overcome the past does nothing early morning it! ass, vegetables just came, you grab into your mouth as Jianban,
I whispered: how not see duck butt? you are very proud of pointing to his mouth and says: ass in this!
043.'s a wicked murderer into the eighteenth floor of hell after death, he heard a teacher in his
layer below a call for help. murderer puzzled, and asked Magistrate: ; answer was: Dogs: Call me a small dog! Kitten: a small cat called me
! chicks blushed, so do calm, said: really boring, go ahead!
045. to you and the wolf kept in How will a house? If you live in peace, and that you are beasts; cry if you beat people
home, you also beasts than beasts; if you beat him, then you have to ask? beast than simply Well!
046. Examination of chemical problems: A and B can be transformed into each other, B is generated in the boiling water, C, C can be oxidized in the air D, D has
smell of rotten eggs, what does the ABCD? < br> My answer: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D is certainly rotten eggs it! (bunch of the topic and the XX!)
047. road trip to Xi'an, one of Dalian Dalian man more than a lot of bluster while good, then said the centennial of Dalian, a city at the time
very grand celebration and so on, and then asked the next one: > I wish activities were not? ;
048. every girl is an angel with broken wings of love, they came to earth, to never go to heaven, so man
have to cherish it. I am an angel ~ really! just down to earth accidentally when the ground face first, back to the days of
Church is not and the reason why. Fortunately, I have an angel's heart, kindness, love ......< br> 049. lion Bears were in the tree stool. A month later, the Lions found themselves stool next to the trees than the tree bears long
too thick, then the philosophy of the Lions said the word full of vicissitudes mm lions. feces. victory. on. bear. it. ah!
050. senior air, take my breath away, like Dust 2 I'm already familiar with the terrain;
canteen today, I have not, like CS, I no longer play in the snow land;
school girls, more and more tacky, like some rookie still in storage in the cruise;
single life, very empty, like a charge when no one Follow Me;
only get down to business, is graduation project, in fact, also do not like CS disadvantages.
051 students unfortunate enough to be the enemy to seize one, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: > You do not say to electrocution!!! , there is a group of beautiful young girls, they are lazy, extravagant life, Clean net hh Therefore, we respectfully called these girls in the United States
Korea as the I want to responsible for ah.
patted the boy mature girl's shoulder, smiled and said: Do not worry, we're not a child of the age of two!
054 the night George W. Bush that Osama bin Laden to stand in his own bed Before distributing the first batch, Bush shocked says: How bold, dare night raid the White House!
shook chest bin Laden's beard, dark, smiled and said: Rejoice, is so confident!
055 There was once a landlord one day he, his servant said: you. said:
listen to players, did not pay attention to their volume, for Comrade Fang Zhimin uttered the phrase: We went out for breakfast, a classmate is eating, the dog wags its tail before he went, he looked half-day piece of
dog, said something insanely strong words: . ordered to write 800 words review, he is: mind is clear, bearing only lifeline
bear the weight of ten people, who can go do that? you Look at me, I look at you, are silent. Finally, the woman spoke
a: Well, let me go on, our President has always been a man sacrifice for you, for your laundry
, cooking ------ sacrifice for you, let me again! remarks, Ten men moved right along to applaud ....< br >...... hey! you say this woman must not!?
060 a person holding a small paper bag on around him The crowd eagerly shouted: ; the audience asked
: old man sharpening a street vendor, an old woman holding a knife to grind. chopper After grinding, the old woman reached for his wallet
, the results Taodao a thief's hand, see the situation is not good that the thief ran away, but the wallet have been the thief away. how the results
? old woman carrying a kitchen knife to chase, and a full recovery of the 300 meters, all the way to recover all the way to roar thief, the thief finally be
paralyzed on the ground, was the same as the old woman picked up to carry chickens. Then there are a lot of people told the old woman: The easy type of an operation. ; surgery for the patient to understand why we always love in a patient after left knife or clamp. heart, no backs, no guts, and
head and ass are interchangeable. : , not married, how is it? girlfriend
go!
me: > me: Guest said. I took the bar from
beer, asked Kai gave it to guests. just leave, the guests said: , how does not directly say to two bottles! I barely smiled, his teeth two words: . Surprisingly, the guests said: Guests are also anxious:
a taxi over the past, the Japanese shouted: Nissan! is made in Japan! too quick! to see so many Japanese cars have their own super
American car, with the Japanese insolent language, inevitably a little angry. taxi into the airport parking lot,
At this time, and a taxi over the past . to 150 dollars?! . just got back last night, calling us to dinner.
hotel waiting for the elevator at the time, stood in front of Xiao Yang, the elevator door opens, he first broke in, standing at the door with hand
pressed to open the door key, red outside, shouting: . Xiao Yang is certainly out what the situation, and asked if he was in the tourism process stimulated by what the
.
Xiao Yang answered: Yu ah, it is certainly pressing,
weight, all the way to fly, touched, and I did not remember what scene to the one on the tour unforgettable: l Come on, keep, keep up! r to Finally, I do not swim, do help to maintain order the guide. , you are too slow to serve, can
hurry! Mori has never been my mind to speak, always says the wrong thing, much media ridicule, which made him June 25 general election in
almost lose, here that Prime Minister Mori's visit is the story. We all know that Sen Prime Minister does not speak English, go before the U.S.
States, news reporters that detract from the Imperial Japanese Prime Minister, Sir, if we simply would not say hello in English, too
that Japan is too dignified God disgrace the country, temporary acute reactive, brainstorming Road: or so be it, stretched
shot after the first meeting, with Clinton saying > back to a phase: over the Pacific Ocean, but also hear murmured
Mori dream training hard American pronunciation. onto the thick red carpet, Sen's heart burst of ecstasy, reach out, take ten standard American pronunciation of the Kazunari
, exports actually unaware of what is: The beat, 8 years about to retiring president for the U.S. President's
so honed, so may his grace under pressure, wittiness and the answer, just to please the wife of one side: Husband. legend. He smiled, since
proudly, proudly looked across the Hillary one, and then washed Clinton nodded, very firm, said: > 068 to earn pocket money, last semester I enrolled in the school's work-study group was assigned the Department of Chinese girls and a clean style floor, take
file. The first cooperative that day, I arrived early with a tool to contract the floor . s still early, and ran
to the gym, training up on the device, while profuse sweating, simply took off his T-shirt, bare arm training.
drops of rain when I sweat, muscle boom When I heard there is a delicate voice asked: turned the nerve to run out. I quickly
wear good clothes.
Since then, every meet, she blushing, I dare not Zhengyan Qiao, a shy look. Based on my experience and intuition < br>, which is to me a good impression of a performance. So, I can not stop to love her and take the initiative to her
passing notes, phone calls, e-mail. After that, she saw me even more to face red, my head down even lower.
Hard work pays off, yesterday, she finally answered my letter, and invited me to the library at the back of the pavilion to meet. the moonlight < br>, the phrase did not send her to a small Zhang Fenfang note into my hand away quickly after. I excitedly opened the note and saw the
face reads: I'm okay, I just accidentally looked at you, do not need to be responsible for a lifetime it hh God
found a lamp, a lamp genie out first touch, he said, ; French people anxious, French people also disappeared, leaving Beijing the
, calmly said, One does
back.
then walked three, but good luck, but also found a lamp, work out a genie lamp, so high, I can only meet each of you two wishes, put
pushed to the front of Beijing, Beijing said, like, a half-day did not speak French and Americans are worried to death, and urging him to You go back, mobilization of every part of facial features to show the sincerity to you. My skin will be left
jump, will be continuous sneezing, accompanied by tears in the eyes of the missing card. I will level up and down the left ear revolving
, to listen to your voice, my right ear though doing the opposite of the action, but also to listen to your voice.
plush velvet my mouth will have a strong desire, by the way from tongue, a process called digestive enzymes along the trickling of the liquid, drop, two drops of hh
drops of regret and the last drop.
every time I see you, all to be blown up and down my body, I want to gently hold you in my arms, kissing every inch of your territory
; I want to put you in the mouth, so you feel my warmth. every time you want to break free, that is the clutches of my hands
that my mouth is the tiger's mouth. I would like to solemnly point out that these words are not used properly in my body, but you never listen to
, desperately shaking the ear, I had to take practical action to show!
As the heart of irresistible love you, I let you deep into my belly, what can be called a great site to visit love? what it called the Heartbreakers
? you're quiet, I know that in my education We finally melt under probation as a whole, and this
ordinary people call I am not worth for them! Bunny, my
love and they are different, I love you, no doubt about that, no matter how much suffering, no matter what the ups and downs, students present this kind of love this
will not erode. I love you pointy ears, red eyes, love you, love you squirming mouth, soft
love your body. I spend my life waiting for your arrival! without you will be painful to die!
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